February 2012
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
my mom is standing in the kitchen in her underwear...
bluetardisblues:
my mom: how many cookies do you need?
me: you can have one cookie.
my mom: i had a really small one!
me: MOM! PUT SOME PANTS ON.
my mom (with chocolate on her face): i only took two…